gleek

gleek
1. (gleek) (3205↑, 564↓)
building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food\!

2. (gleek) (871↑, 433↓)
the use of ones saliva glands to shoot the saliva a credible disatnce, with the intention of hitting someone

Damnit Matt, your fucking uncle gleeked on me again

3. (gleek) (606↑, 305↓)
to spit using the salivary glands under the tounge

i gleeked in jasons face yesterday and he didnt even notice.

4. (gleek) (477↑, 184↓)
1. n. a projectile sublingual gland secretion in the form of a single stream, usually stimulated by a sour taste or by yawning, sometimes involuntary, often controlled and used as a sly way of spitting on someone. 2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone

1. Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek. 2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.

5. (Gleek) (1247↑, 1038↓)
To LOVE the show Glee, or if you are in Glee club at your school.

Oh my God, I'm a total Gleek too\!\!

6. (gleek) (301↑, 94↓)
A jet or spray of saliva that shoots out from under someones tounge. Some can squeeze their salivary glands and spray, but often someone will "gleek" on accident when yawning or opening their mouth widely.

*YAWN* "Ew man you just gleeked on my paper\!" "Oh crap I didnt even know I could do that\!"

7. (Gleek) (442↑, 243↓)
(n) Anyone who is obsessed with the television show Glee may call themselves a "Gleek". It is a combination of the words "glee" and "geek," implying that the person is a "Glee Geek." This is similar to calling someone a "[Trekkie]" (someone who is obsessed with [Star Trek]) or a "[RENThead]" (someone who is obsessed with the musical [RENT]).

Al: Hey, did you see the new episode of Glee last Wednesday? Bob: Of course I did\! I'm such a Gleek.

Author: Number.One.Gleek. http://gleek.urbanup.com/4280851
8. (Gleek) (56↑, 42↓)
A gleek is a fan of the show Glee. If you are a fan who loves Glee, you may call your self a Gleek. Lima loser is acceptable too. *Credit given to Lily with a Y*

Lili:"Did YOU watch Glee last night?" Lily:"Of Course\! Were Gleeks\!"

Author: lilisgr8erthanyou http://gleek.urbanup.com/4379126
9. (Gleek) (26↑, 17↓)
The use of saliva glands to shoot saliva at another person

"I was drive-by gleeked\!" -Ian Kinsler after he was gleeked by the equally hot Michael Young and/or Brandon McCarthy

10. (Gleek) (10↑, 4↓)
Pushing your tongue inside your mouth making a stream of spit come shooting out

Guy: *gleek* girl: gross\! You gleeked on my shoes\!

11. (Gleek) (37↑, 32↓)
someone who is obsessed with the tv show [Glee] on fox. They have never missed an episode of glee and just the thought of it makes them freak out. In the event that their cable went out they would go across the street and watch with other gleeks. They can watch the same episode over and over again and never get tired of it. They loving introducing people to Glee and turning them into gleeks.

The gleek could not stop talking about how AMAZING last nights episode was and is really excited to see the next episode.

12. (Gleek) (21↑, 16↓)
To eject a thin squirt of saliva from underneath ones tongue. Usually directed onto someone else’s face unexpectedly. Unless you have “mate” who does it on purpose. A gleeker is also known to ambush you with a cupcake (fart in the hand). They are also proficient in the art of the stink finger attack. I think this “friend” may have invented the term “gleek” back in the early 80’s at school. He is quite possibly the guru of Gleekism.

“F\#\@king hell, Mitch stop gleeking on my face you filthy shit”

Author: Campbell High http://gleek.urbanup.com/4327895
13. (Gleek) (18↑, 14↓)
The little involuntary bit of spit that sometimes squirts out of one's motuh when they yawn, chew, talk, or just open their mouth. Some gleekers can do it on command.

Guy \# 1: Dude, you totally just gleeked all over the table. Guy \# 2: Oh, sorry. (wipes gleek away with his fist) Dude Numero Uno: God, I was talking to Hawt Chick \# 17 the other day and I totally gleeked all ove her face\! Dudes Numero Dos-nueve: DIBS\!

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14. (Gleek) (24↑, 23↓)
somebody who is obsessed with the new show 'glee' used in a jokey way

Arthur: Hey, did you catch the latest episode of Glee? I've already seen it twice Gertrude: OMG you're such a Gleek\!

Author: BarbieDollTilly http://gleek.urbanup.com/4762674
15. (gleek) (22↑, 21↓)
the act of squirting a small stream of saliva from somewhere under the tongue or in the cheek. could be from a black hole, no one knows. can happen on accident when yawning or can be done on purpose, mostly on people to bug them. can be called [cobra yawn] when done on accident. name comes from the sound that is sometimes made.

1. That Taylor chick would not stop gleeking on me in health class so I almost smacked her. 2. I gleeked on my worksheet and didn't notice until I tried to write on it and the paper tore.

Author: xXxNeVeRmOrExXx http://gleek.urbanup.com/3971819
16. (gleek) (2↑, 2↓)
To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.

Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever? Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on? Guy1: Ha, me too, bro\! Nice\! -High 5-

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17. (Gleek) (21↑, 21↓)
An enthusiast of the FOX show, Glee; A Glee Geek

Jake: I think I'm going to start doing the assignments Mr. Shoester assigns the New Directions Club on Glee. Amy: You're such a gleek.

Author: sunglasses616 http://gleek.urbanup.com/4962371
18. (Gleek) (9↑, 10↓)
A person who is obsessed with and has been a loyal viewer of the show 'Glee' since its original air date in February of 2009.

William has never missed an episode of glee before.. he is such a gleek\!\!

19. (Gleek) (0↑, 2↓)
A person obsessed with the hit series 'Glee'. A Gleek is often a social nonidentity, struggling to fit in which is why they watch the show.

Person A: Hey look at that Gleek over there sitting by themself, they're so weird. Person B: C'Mon, they're a Gleek, what did you expect? Person A: Guess so... moving on

20. (Gleek) (0↑, 5↓)
Game Geek, someone who plays video games all day, a combanation of Game and Geek.

My little brother plays video games all day so therefore he is a Gleek.

21. (Gleek) (24↑, 39↓)
Slang term for an avid viewer or follower of the musical comedy tv show "glee" a gleek characteristically breaks into song at random moments during the day. Can also be found trying explain the latest episode to cooler members of the community, who really couldn't give a damn.

Person 1: Oh dude don't look now here comes chris Person 2: oh man, hes such a gleek. he spent an hour last week trying to expain to me how cool their rendition of lean on me was.. Chris: HEY GUYS\!\!\!\! omg\! did u see glee last night they did this musical number that was like omg so cool and....(goes on and on)

22. (gleek) (15↑, 34↓)
when a guy and a girl are having buttsex, the guy will pull out, gleek (projectile spit coming from the glands under the tounge) on the girls back to make her believe he came. and when she turns around he will cum on her face.

"Damm man that girl is fine, hit the [gleek] on that\!"

Author: shaboopalaboopy11 http://gleek.urbanup.com/4116437
23. (gleek) (45↑, 70↓)
the use of ones saliva glands to shoot the saliva a credible disatnce, with the intention of hitting someone

I gleeked all over her and she loved it.

24. (gleek) (24↑, 60↓)
Bert's amazing ability to shoot saliva out of megasweet glands in his mouth, shooting it at nice distances and getting a heavy amount of saliva into it.

Tyler: Bert, thats nasty. Bert: Dude, gleek is righteousness gnarly.

25. (Gleek) (4↑, 54↓)
When people have braces and they push spit up to their teeth and it sprays out in small drops.

ew\! stop gleeking on me\! There's gleek all over the desk...gross.

26. (gleek) (11↑, 68↓)
1. A gleeful geek. 2. A word that is best used when said in a goofy manner to express gleefulness, or during awkward situations as to light up the situation. To add extra excitement, it is accompanied by an upward head movement and a grin.

1. As Ryan made me belly laugh about stupid things during class, I said, "We're such gleeks." 2. History class was so boring, and me and Ryan had nothing to talk about so instead he said out of the blue, "Gleek\!"

27. (gleek) (4↑, 67↓)
to spit a liquid of any kind (except your own saliva)through a gap in your two front teeth

Dude\! You totally just gleeked your water on me\!

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28. (gleek) (11↑, 90↓)
1. i geek+loser combo 2. a slut, skank, whore, etc.

1. look at that gleek 2. that girl is expressing some gleek like qualities.

29. (gleek) (9↑, 92↓)
geek and/or looser referring to someone who is gay, wierd, kinda bonkey or binky and has no "hot" physical qualities.

TOM\! you are such a gleek all you do is sit at the computer and play solitare\!

30. (gleek) (33↑, 640↓)
To accidentally slightly poop your pants when you thought you were just farting. Usually happens when someone has diarrhea.

"I thought I had this huge fart I needed to get out, but then I gleeked my pants\!"

31. (gleek) (53↑, 679↓)
Actually, you all, it is a saliva-type discharge from the vagina.

Oi\! You gleeked in my eye, Betty\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • Gleek — Gleek, n. [Prob. fr. Icel. leika to play, play a trick on, with the prefix ge ; akin to AS. gel[=a]can, Sw. leka to play, Dan. lege.] [1913 Webster] 1. A jest or scoff; a trick or deception. [Obs.] [1913 Webster] Where s the Bastard s braves, and …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Gleek — can refer to:*Gleek (Card game) *Gleek (Super Friends), pet monkey in the animated series Super Friends *Gleeking, type of spitting …   Wikipedia

  • Gleek — Gleek, v. i. To make sport; to gibe; to sneer; to spend time idly. [Obs.] Shak. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Gleek — Gleek, n. [OF. glic, G. gl[ u]ck, fortune. See {Luck}.] [1913 Webster] 1. A game at cards, once popular, played by three persons. [Obs.] Pepys. Evelyn. [1913 Webster] 2. Three of the same cards held in the same hand; hence, three of anything.… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • gleek — card game, 1530s, from Fr. glic, ghelicque (15c.), perhaps from M.Du. ghelic (Du. gelijk) like, because one of the goals of the game is collecting cards of the same rank …   Etymology dictionary

  • gleek — gleek1 /gleek/, v.i. Archaic. to make a joke; jest. [1540 50; orig. uncert.] gleek2 /gleek/, n. an English card game for three persons played with a 44 card pack, popular from the 16th through the 18th century. [1525 35; < MF glic, perh. < MD… …   Universalium

  • gleek — 1. noun /ɡliːk/ a) A once popular game of cards played by three people. Wheres the Baſtards braues, and Charles his glikes: What all amort? b) Three of the same cards held in one hand; three of everything. A pretty gleek coming from Pallas eye.… …   Wiktionary

  • Gleek — noun /ɡliːk/ A fan of the television show . Im more of a Gleek myself …   Wiktionary

  • Gleek (Super Friends) — Superherobox caption = Gleek and the Wonder Twins. Art by Alex Ross character name = Gleek publisher = DC Comics debut = The All New Superfriends Hour (September 10, 1977) creators = alter ego = full name = species = homeworld = Exxor alliances …   Wikipedia

  • gleek — intransitive verb Etymology: origin unknown Date: 1590 archaic gibe, joke …   New Collegiate Dictionary

  • gleek — North Country (Newcastle) Words to deceive or beguile …   English dialects glossary

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